Seriously Martha why? WHY?
Is this not a parole violation somehow?
Why, just the other day I 'recycled' (by which I mean gleefully cast into the trash) a set of mushroom-themed canisters hailing all the way from the darkest depths of 1970;s home fashion. They had all the allure that an avocado green and gold mushroom could bring to a home, naturally, but alas they are no more.
And now comes Martha with THESE?
She hates us. She really, really hates us.