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Boys to Men
Nothing quite prepares a player for that first time taking the field as a freshman on a high school team. No matter how talented a player, those first forays onto the field were better described as “deer in the headlights” than “impressive athlete.” ... Click to Read More: Weekly Read: Boys To Men
Wekly Read: Who me? R.S.V.P.
... Now, let’s just say you did return from one round to be informed that a few kids had hopped off the wagon back in the woods? I’m asking for a friend because I did not maybe lose two or six kids in the dark of night at one point. Nope. Nothing to see here. Click this link to Read More
Weekly Read: Relax
It is difficult to give parenting advice when you are in the thick of parenting. I fear the jinx, bad karma, or just looking really stupid when things blow up.
Boywonder, however, has reached that age where he is actually 18 and done with some things. In these cases, I feel marginally safer giving advice. I have the benefit of hindsight and knowing how it all turned out ...
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Et tu, baked beans?
Dear Food Manufacturers of America,I get that some tastes can be an unexpected pleasure. I don’t think I had heard of “Salted Caramel” with that buttery sweet and salty blend 10 years ago. Now it’s everywhere. Chocolate in Chili? It works for some.Then we have the truly odd combinations... Click Here To Read The Full Essay
Weekly Read: Bless This Mess
We have been living in squalor.
This is not new.
We do it all the time ...
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Weekly Read: "Captain, O My Captain."
Coming together is a beginning.
Keeping together is progress.
Working together is success.
— Henry Ford
Weekly Read: Focus
Weekly Column: Finding My Focus
I took the standard boatload of back to school photos of my children this year. There are the requisite posed photos on the rock we have used since they were infants. The rock is a perfect photo spot. No matter what the state of the yard, with a bank of trees behind it, the rock always keeps the background of our photographs picture perfect.
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Column: Weekly Read
"Thanks to the Internet, becoming a hypochondriac is a lot easier than it used to be. WebMD is great for fanning benign symptoms into a malignant crisis in mere moments. With just a case of the sniffles and click of the mouse, WebMD will have you writing out your last will and testament." To read more:
Column: Being Fair to the Fair
For years we have happily ignored our county fair as something one enjoys hearing about from other people while blissfully avoiding the cost and stress for themselves. It’s like international travel. I want to thrill to your stories of working a mission in South Africa precisely so I don’t have to go to any trouble myself.
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Weekly Read: 8th Place
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"By the time they blow past the primary colors and into the decorator shades of award ribbons, it’s fair to say you probably didn’t exactly excel at whatever it is that you’ve done."
Weekly Read: Shelf Life
Column: Shelf Life
"I took a shower with my refrigerator shelf last night, which is just every bit as sexy as it sounds."
Bat Kitteh is DISPLEASED With You
Bat Kitteh says "come a little closer so I can Ravage Your Face!!!"
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Column: The Care and Feeding of your Rabid Hyena
See Also: Veterinarian, Not a Fan Of.
Column: The Care and Feeding of your Rabid Hyena
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