Isn't it a rough life? If you photograph your child through the back door you will get the value-added bonus of proving to the world at large how filthy your back door really is? Never mind, it's summertime and the livin' is easy ...
Jagger's motto: "No crumb left behind." I hear some people have to sweep their patios and decks of food debris. The concept is entirely foreign to us.
The neighbor boy must be Protected From The Sun At All Times. This should do.
I figure this truck is costing me about $100 per hour while parked in my driveway. The least I can do is get a photo for posterity.
Not that the receipt won't serve as a constant reminder ...