Butt-Dial

We just spent a very confused moment staring at the caller ID on the TV screen and wondering how I could be calling us when I am sitting right here clearly NOT calling us. Stupid Touch Screen Cellular Phone. You can say what you want about a flip-phone being the technological equivalent of an 8-track, but I have butt-dialed more people in the two weeks I've had this new phone than in all the years previous.